Create A Funny Poem For Any Occasion

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I'll write a poem for anything

literally any occasion 

I'll write a poem to say you're sorry

Or one of persuasion  



Sometimes people need recognition 

Sometimes they need praise

Sometimes you can't voice your thoughts

or think of a clever phrase 



Sometimes you want to embarrass your friends

Sometimes you want to send them love

Sometimes you don't have the words

If only they came from up above.. (that's where I come in!)



Sometimes you want to quit your job

And tell your boss in a funny way

I could write a poem for that

But you'd have to pay.



Anything you want to say

I'll put it in a rhyme

This thing I wrote right here

took absolutely no time (this took me 2 minutes.)



Don't delay - buy today! 

Reviews

Seller's Response:

Great poem, great cost!!

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Thanks, Aaron! Have a great holiday party :)

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Lauren wrote me a poem to kick off a presentation I'm giving in Florida. I'm really excited to start my meeting in an engaging way. I gave her a few details like "Duuuvalll" "9-0-4" and some facts about the organization I worked with and she really took me by surprise! Super fast too!

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