I will write dark, random, sarcastic poetry, poems

About:

Tired of cheesy poems that don't really mean anything and are boring as hell?

My artistic soul might be able to help.

Just sign this little contract. It's not a big deal really. Only five bucks! Hehehe.

I will guarantee to you:

• a random approach to the subject
• zero restrictions in terms of verse, rhyme, meter
• limitless boundaries and other weird stuff
• possible NSFW content (please mention if not desirable)

Also, there's no guarantee of satisfaction. This is art, ok? Some of us don't get it.

But at least you'll have a good time. I bet you're already having a good time while reading this, without even paying a dime. You bastard.

One more thing: not sure whether you should order a poem? You may try and find my Wordpress poetry blog to get some ideas on what to expect.

And then expect something completely different.

Get your poem now. You will surely regret it later. Hehehe.

Reviews

franklynljames:Thanks for the eye opening job you presented.

poeticmurder:Always thrilled to write on an inspiring subject. Like death and sins and stuff. Or rainbows.

locust2020:It was great thank you.

toddsqui:Fantastic work! Thank you!

poeticmurder:Glad you liked my hobby!